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Jul. 31st, 2025 03:30 pm
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Pride and Protest

Pride and Protest by Nikki Payne is $1.99! We featured this on a previous Hide Your Wallet. Payne has another contemporary, Jane Austen retelling: Sex, Lies and Sensibility.

A Phenomenal Book Club pick for November 2022!

A woman goes head-to-head with the CEO of a corporation threatening to destroy her neighborhood in this fresh and modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice by debut author Nikki Payne.

Liza B.—the only DJ who gives a jam—wants to take her neighborhood back from the soulless property developer dropping unaffordable condos on every street corner in DC. But her planned protest at a corporate event takes a turn after she mistakes the smoldering-hot CEO for the waitstaff. When they go toe-to-toe, the sparks fly—but her impossible-to-ignore family thwarts her every move. Liza wants Dorsey Fitzgerald out of her hood, but she’ll settle for getting him out of her head.

At first, Dorsey writes off Liza Bennett as more interested in performing outrage than acting on it. As the adopted Filipino son of a wealthy white family, he’s always felt a bit out of place and knows a fraud when he sees one. But when Liza’s protest results in a viral meme, their lives are turned upside down, and Dorsey comes to realize this irresistible revolutionary is the most real woman he’s ever met.

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A Study in Scarlet Women

RECOMMENDED: A Study in Scarlet Women by Sherry Thomas is $1.99! Both Sarah and Carrie read this book and enjoyed it.

Sarah gave it a B+:  I haven’t shut up about this book since I finished it. My outbound text messages are mostly hollering, squeeing, and long strings of vowels about this book.

I’m so excited this book exists. I’m so excited that I got to read it. I’m so excited there will be more.

Carrie gave it B: I can’t WAIT to find out what Charlotte, Livia, and Mrs. Watson are up to. I hope it involves them being protective of each other, empowering, and smart. The excitement is palpable!

USA Today bestselling author Sherry Thomas turns the story of the renowned Sherlock Holmes upside down…

With her inquisitive mind, Charlotte Holmes has never felt comfortable with the demureness expected of the fairer sex in upper class society.  But even she never thought that she would become a social pariah, an outcast fending for herself on the mean streets of London.

When the city is struck by a trio of unexpected deaths and suspicion falls on her sister and her father, Charlotte is desperate to find the true culprits and clear the family name. She’ll have help from friends new and old—a kind-hearted widow, a police inspector, and a man who has long loved her. But in the end, it will be up to Charlotte, under the assumed name Sherlock Holmes, to challenge society’s expectations and match wits against an unseen mastermind.

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Crash Landing

Crash Landing by Annie McQuaid is $1.99! This is a second chance romance where the main couple is stranded on an island. I was meh on this one; lots of danger boner adjacent scenes. Example: right after crashing, the heroine is already thinking about how hot the hero is. GIRL, YOU HAVE A HEAD INJURY AND YOU JUST CRASHED ON AN ISLAND.

A funny and heartwarming debut romance about two exes forced to reunite when a plane crash leaves them stranded on a deserted island.

Piper Adams is completely, totally, one hundred percent over Wyatt, the former love of her life. At least, that’s what she tells herself. After he broke her heart, she stopped taking risks and focused instead on building a perfect—and perfectly safe—life. But bumping into Wyatt at the airport on the way to her best friend’s destination wedding wasn’t part of the plan. Neither was a canceled flight nor Wyatt’s offer of a ride on the tiny plane he’s flying to attend the same event. Desperate to make it on time, she accepts his offer, but things go from awkward to full-blown nightmare when their plane crashes in the Caribbean, stranding Piper on a deserted island with the last person she ever wanted to see again.

At first, rule-following Piper clashes with adventure-driven Wyatt, but as the days tick by, she can see the boy she once loved has grown into a man. A man who makes her laugh, knows his way around a fire, and is annoyingly hot shirtless. A man she could love again. As the chemistry still simmering between them boils over, Piper begins wishing Wyatt was more than just a survival partner. But for their love to survive a second chance, she’ll have to not only trust Wyatt again, but also learn to trust herself and find the courage to let go of her carefully curated life for the chance at something far greater—if they can survive the island long enough for rescue.

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My Best Friend’s Exorcism

RECOMMENDEDMy Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix is $2.99! Carrie reviewed this and gave it a B+:

This particular horror story is a love letter to the 1980s and to the power of friendship between women. The ending is very awesome. But also very gross, so be prepared.

Abby and Gretchen have been best friends since fifth grade, when they bonded over a shared love of E.T., roller-skating parties, and scratch-and-sniff stickers. But when they arrive at high school, things change. Gretchen begins to act . . . different. And as the strange coincidences and bizarre behavior start to pile up, Abby realizes there’s only one possible explanation: Gretchen, her favorite person in the world, has a demon living inside her. And Abby is not about to let anyone or anything come between her and her best friend. With help from some unlikely allies, Abby embarks on a quest to save Gretchen. But is their friendship powerful enough to beat the devil?

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Hey all! We’re about halfway through our SBTB 2025 Romance Bingo card!

By now, you might have knocked out a few easier spaces, but if you’re having trouble, we’re here to help!

I’m doing my best to just get a single bingo this year and if you’re curious about my own card, here it is:

If it’s hard to see, here’s what my squares are:

Cover without any peopleKing of Wrath by Ana Huang
Scene or plot with inclement weatherThe Devil and the Heiress by Harper St. George
Book that received a B+ or higher on SBTBThe Heiress Gets a Duke by Harper St. George
First book in a seriesHooked by Emily McIntire
Left at the altarRuthless Creatures by J.T. Geissinger
Main couple who are 30+Sunny Side Up by Katie Sturino
Class differencesCarnal Urges by J.T. Geissinger

Below are some resources or recommendations you can use to fill more specific squares. And of course, I encourage you to brainstorm in the comments.

For trope-specific squares, check out our Book Finder! Most of these tropes have tags in the Book Finder. Using the Book Finder will show you any books we have ever mentioned on the site:

(note: it only shows 150 entries and we have over 13K books in the finder, so definitely play around with tropes/archetype to find titles that skew more toward your tastes.)

Other resources and tips:

How is your bingo card looking? Are there any squares you’re struggling with? Let us know so we can help!

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Posted by John Scalzi

And boy, if the state capitol wrapped in scaffolding isn’t a metaphor for something, I don’t know what is.

Anyway, hello, here I am in Indianapolis for GenCon, where I am a Guest of Honor for the convention’s writers symposium. For the next several days I will be on panels, dispensing what passes as my wisdom on the subject of writing and publishing. Oh boy! If you’re here, come say hello. If you’re not here, maybe wait to say hello until I am in your vicinity.

— JS

Links: Gaming, Events, & More

Jul. 30th, 2025 06:00 pm
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Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back, everyone!

Anyone else ready for the weekend? The last couple weeks have been busier than usual with social obligations and errands, and I’m ready to be a hermit!

For all my gamers, there’s going to be a Nintendo Direct tomorrow (6am PT/9am ET). Rumors are there may be an Animal Crossing announcement, and possible a release date for Hades II (though I’ve been playing early access and it’s fantastic).

What are your weekend plans?

This link comes from Barb for any romance readers in the Toronto area. The Toronto Public Library is hosting a romance lit festival from August 21-24. I believe the event is free, though they encourage registering for specific events as space is limited.

The site is featured and quoted in an academic article about genres and libraries!

From Deborah Tomaras, Librarian at Marist University:

I can finally send you the link to the published article on patrons, genres and libraries, available as open access here.

Fair warning that it’s very long, and very focused on genres in libraries and library genre vocabularies, particularly the Library of Congress’ Genre/Form Terms vocabulary (LCGFT).

The nutshell version is: patrons look for works of interest in library catalogs, using in-depth knowledge and terminology for subgenres also used and understood by publishers, review sites, social media communities, authors, etc.; and wouldn’t it be nice if library genre vocabularies could use those terms too?

This news was put on our radar by Cleo and Lisa. Itch.io, “open marketplace for independent digital creators with a focus on independent video games,” has removed all NSFW games from their store pages and search results.

It seems like the aim, according to Itch.io, is to ban specific themes like SA, underage content, and beastiality, but NSFW bans also have a habit of sweeping up LGBTQIA+ content and any sexual content altogether, even if it doesn’t fall within their list of concerning topics.

You can find methods of fighting the ban here.

You can read Itch.io’s official statement here.

If you’ve been swept up in the American Eagle ad campaign drama, romance author and cultural anthropologist Nikki Payne has an amazing Substack on the link between our TBR piles and the vision of a white utopia.

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

Tessa Dare, Fantasy, & More

Jul. 30th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Note from Sarah: Libro.fm’s Indie Sale is ending very soon, so if you’d like to stock up on audiobooks for yourself and other fine listening people, go, go, go!

There are some titles for $3.99 – which is astonishing, honestly – including books from Abby Jimenez, Christina Lauren, Sarah Rees Brennan, and Alexandra Vasti. I love a good sale.

The Love of My Afterlife

The Love of My Afterlife by Kirsty Greenwood is $1.99! I hope this sale lasts! Sarah had the author on the podcast and she picked it as her favorite read of 2024.

A recently deceased woman meets “the one” in the afterlife waiting room, scoring a second chance at life (and love!) if she can find him on earth before ten days are up…

If she wasn’t dead already, Delphie would be dying of embarrassment. Not only did she just die by choking on a microwaveable burger, but now she’s standing in her ‘shine like a star’ nightie in front of the hottest man she’s ever seen. And he’s smiling at her.

As they start to chat, everything else becomes background noise. That is until someone comes running out of a door, yelling something about a huge mistake, and sends the dreamy stranger back down to earth. And here Delphie was thinking her luck might be different in the afterlife.

When Delphie is offered a deal in which she can return to earth and reconnect with the mysterious man, she jumps at the opportunity to find her possible soulmate and a fresh start. But in a city of millions, Delphie is going to have to listen to her heart, learn to ask for help, and perhaps even see the magic in the life she’s leaving behind…

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To Shape a Dragon’s Breath

To Shape a Dragon’s Breath by Moniquill Blackgoose is $1.99! This book was recommended in our end of the year podcasts in 2024. We always have some great comments about this one whenever we feature it on sale.

A young Indigenous woman enters a colonizer-run dragon academy—and quickly finds herself at odds with the “approved” way of doing things—in the first book of this brilliant new fantasy series.

The remote island of Masquapaug has not seen a dragon in many generations—until fifteen-year-old Anequs finds a dragon’s egg and bonds with its hatchling. Her people are delighted, for all remember the tales of the days when dragons lived among them and danced away the storms of autumn, enabling the people to thrive. To them, Anequs is revered as Nampeshiweisit—a person in a unique relationship with a dragon.

Unfortunately for Anequs, the Anglish conquerors of her land have different opinions. They have a very specific idea of how a dragon should be raised, and who should be doing the raising—and Anequs does not meet any of their requirements. Only with great reluctance do they allow Anequs to enroll in a proper Anglish dragon school on the mainland. If she cannot succeed there, her dragon will be killed.

For a girl with no formal schooling, a non-Anglish upbringing, and a very different understanding of the history of her land, challenges abound—both socially and academically. But Anequs is smart, determined, and resolved to learn what she needs to help her dragon, even if it means teaching herself. The one thing she refuses to do, however, is become the meek Anglish miss that everyone expects.

Anequs and her dragon may be coming of age, but they’re also coming to power, and that brings an important realization: the world needs changing—and they might just be the ones to do it.

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Do You Want to Start a Scandal

RECOMMENDED: Do You Want to Start a Scandal by Tessa Dare is $1.99! This is part of the Castles Ever After series, but can be read on its own. Elyse loved this book:

I loved Do You Want to Start a Scandal. It’s funny, it’s sexy and it’s got some Clue-like shenanigans going on. If you have better self control than I do, I recommend savoring this book rather than powering through in one sitting (good luck).

On the night of the Parkhurst ball, someone had a scandalous tryst in the library. Was it Lord Canby, with the maid, on the divan? Or Miss Fairchild, with a rake, against the wall? Perhaps the butler did it.

All Charlotte Highwood knows is this: it wasn’t her. But rumors to the contrary are buzzing. Unless she can discover the lovers’ true identity, she’ll be forced to marry Piers Brandon, Lord Granville—the coldest, most arrogantly handsome gentleman she’s ever had the misfortune to embrace. When it comes to emotion, the man hasn’t got a clue.

But as they set about finding the mystery lovers, Piers reveals a few secrets of his own. The oh-so-proper marquess can pick locks, land punches, tease with sly wit . . . and melt a woman’s knees with a single kiss. The only thing he guards more fiercely than Charlotte’s safety is the truth about his dark past.

Their passion is intense. The danger is real. Soon Charlotte’s feeling torn. Will she risk all to prove her innocence? Or surrender it to a man who’s sworn to never love?

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Sorcery and Small Magics

Sorcery and Small Magics by Maiga Doocy is $2.99! This one is a slightly cozy, queer fantasy with rivals who are now magically connected after a curse goes wrong. Last time this was on sale, the comments mention it’s a slow burn and the first book does not have an HEA in it.

Desperate to undo the curse binding them to each other, an impulsive sorcerer and his curmudgeonly rival venture deep into a magical forest in search of a counterspell—only to discover that magic might not be the only thing pulling them together.

Leovander Loveage is a master of small magics.

He can summon butterflies with a song, or turn someone’s hair pink by snapping his fingers. Such minor charms don’t earn him much admiration from other sorcerers (or his father), but anything more elaborate always blows up in his face. Which is why Leo vowed years ago to never again write powerful magic.

That is, until a mix-up involving a forbidden spell binds Leo to obey the commands of his longtime nemesis, Sebastian Grimm. Grimm is Leo’s complete opposite—respected, exceptionally talented, and an absolutely insufferable curmudgeon. The only thing they agree on is that getting caught using forbidden magic would mean the end of their careers. They need a counterspell, and fast. But Grimm casts spells, he doesn’t undo them, and Leo doesn’t mess with powerful magic.

Chasing rumors of a powerful sorcerer with a knack for undoing curses, Leo and Grimm enter the Unquiet Wood, a forest infested with murderous monsters and dangerous outlaws alike. To dissolve the curse, they’ll have to uncover the true depths of Leo’s magic, set aside their long-standing rivalry, and—much to their horror—work together.

Even as an odd spark of attraction flares between them.

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When I went to Chicago last week, it was just for one day and one night, and then the ol’ five hour drive back to Ohio. So, I needed a place to stay for just one night, and specifically not downtown. My mom was actually the one who found Ray’s Bucktown Bed & Breakfast, an eleven bird-named-bedroom bed and breakfast with the most eclectic decor this side of the Mississippi.

My mom and I had a great stay, and I wanted to share the avian affiliated B&B with y’all in case you’re ever in Chicago and need a totally bomb dot com place to stay.

We stayed in the Cuckoo Room, which is one of the only rooms where the bathroom is not attached, and is actually right across the hall from the bedroom portion. They make sure to put up a sign on your bathroom that says it is specifically for the Cuckoo Room, and not for public use, and your room key is also the key to the bathroom if you want to lock it just in case. The bathroom being separate actually did not bother us at all, even when I went to shower and whatnot I wasn’t concerned about it not being attached to the bedroom area.

I was really impressed how clean the bedroom and bathroom were, and especially the shower looked really nice and clean.

A shot of the bathroom, just the half with the toilet, sink, mirror, and a cabinet.

A shot of the bathroom showing the tub/shower and some towels hanging up. There's a window in the shower and the tile is like a small light brown square style. There's shampoo, conditioner, and body wash attached to the wall.

I liked that there were plenty of towels, a bath mat you could lay out, and the shampoo, conditioner, and body wash in the shower for you to use. There were also robes and sandals in the room for you to use.

As for the rest of the wild, maze-like estate, there were multiple communal spaces with couches, comfy chairs, books, board games, and even a rooftop patio with tons of plants if you needed a bit of sunshine and fresh air. Plus, so much cool art on the walls. And a little library!

A grey comfy looking couch in a well-lit area with a coffee table in front of it and framed artwork behind it.

A room with several seating options, two couches and two chairs, plus a chess board on the coffee table and tons of knick knacks and art around.

A well-lit corner with a chair and ottoman, an ideal spot for reading near the window.

A little sitting area with a couch and a chaise lounge, and a coffee table. The coffee table has an assortment of books on it.

A little wooden box library out front of the B&B. It doesn't have a ton of books, but it's nice regardless.

The rooftop patio with patio furniture and an umbrella, and tons of greenery and potted plants around.

Apparently, there’s even an orange cat that is sometimes on the patio. I did not see him, but I wish I had! The patio is also 420 friendly, if that’s your vibe.

Aside from the communal space to sit and relax, you’re also free to go into the kitchen anytime and fill the carafe from your room with filtered water, get a cup o’ joe, or grab a free snack from the snack station. I actually appreciated that they had some pretty decent snacks and not just like, one type of granola bar.

A shot of the kitchen. The floor is grey hardwood, and there's grey countertop visible with a black dishwasher and white cabinets.

As you can see, I wasn’t kidding about the exorbitant amount of art and knick-knacks. Here’s some particularly interesting pieces I took note of:

A tissue box cover that is made entirely of small white shells.

(I thought it was covered in teeth when I saw it from across the room.)

A big bowl of fake fruit, and the fruit is like, super bedazzled, textured beads. There's a banana, a peach, an orange, raspberries, I don't even know what else.

(I wanted to touch these sooo bad but I looked with my eyes and not my hands.)

Five globes adhered upside down to the ceiling.

(What is keeping them up there??)

A huge, brown slab of stone or clay or something that is carved with an image of two people and a tree I think? I'm not entirely sure.

(This piece is actually HUGE.)

Tons of old timey toiletry-type goods, such as a box of "cue tips", "Colgate Talc For Men", and other odd things like a bottle of peppermint extract.

More old timey goods, like a giant jar full of old matchbooks, "shoe dressing cream", "itch-me-not" in a brown glass bottle, and old fashioned razors.

And finally, this blackboard menu from a restaurant that closed down in 1997.

A giant black chalkboard menu from an old restaurant that no longer exists. The menu consists of some really good sounding items, like butternut squash apple soup, olive tapenade, creme brulee, cheesecake, and more. Really wish it were still around.

You can’t beat those pre-00’s prices.

So, now that you’ve seen the “bed” part of the B&B experience, let’s talk about the “breakfast” part.

Breakfast is made to order, with a real lil’ menu!

Everything on the menu is included in the cost of your stay, so no need to bring your wallet down from your room. Aside from what you see on the menu, there’s also pastries and fresh fruit in the kitchen you can help yourself to.

I ordered the herbed goat omelette, with a chicken apple gouda sausage.

An omelette and a large sausage on a salmon colored plate. The omelette has tons of herbs visible throughout, as well as some white goat cheese coming out of it.

(I know it looks like there’s a hair on my orange slice, but it was absolutely not a hair, I promise.)

The omelette was totally stuffed with goat cheese and herbs and was super yummy, and the chicken apple gouda sausage was quite possibly the best sausage I’ve ever had. It was so flavorful and juicy and had chunks of apple in it, it was seriously so good.

Aside from the hot food cooked for me, I also had some cantaloupe, pineapple, grapes, and a pastry.

My mom got the B&B pancakes, which are blueberry and banana pancakes with real maple syrup, and they were flippin’ delicious. They were packed full of blueberries, and the bananas were actually caramelized. I had more than my fair share of her pancakes, plus I tried a bite of her overnight oats which I also really enjoyed.

Aside from the breakfast, there’s plenty of other great amenities that make staying here really worth it. You can request a garage parking spot so you don’t have to use the street parking, there’s a steam room and a sauna, and the place is dog friendly (extra twenty bucks for a dog)!

The management and staff were all super friendly, and even referred to me by name.

Honestly, I think the thing I liked most about this place was just the awesome amount of little details, like when you’re about to leave, there’s a basket with SPF options for you to help yourself to. Out front, there’s a doggy water bowl, jar of treats, and bags to clean up after your dog with in case you forgot one. There’s chocolates waiting for you in your room upon arrival, and make up wipes and Q-tips in the bathroom. It just really feels like an actual home away from home, and my mom and I really enjoyed our stay.

If you’re in the Bucktown/Wicker Park/Logan Square area, I highly recommend staying at Ray’s.

Which funky art piece is your favorite? Have you heard of Ray’s B&B before? Let me know in the comments, be sure to follow them on Instagram, and have a great day!

-AMS

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The Divorce Colony by April White

Jul. 30th, 2025 06:00 am
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The Divorce Colony

by April White
June 14, 2022 · Grand Central Publishing
Nonfiction

This guest review is from Danielle Fritz. Danielle is a former librarian who has a special affection for children’s lit and books about the funeral industry. She first cut her criticism teeth as a fanfic writer. A resident of the upper midwest, she’s learned to love beer and tater tot casserole and tolerate long winters. Most nights will find her cuddled up with her pups and wearing out her wrists with yet another crochet project.

I might have some bias when it comes to this book. For starters, I live in the former divorce colony, Sioux Falls, South Dakota. And second, when the author gave a public talk with our local NPR station, I got the chance to ask a question during the Q&A about how visiting our historic downtown influenced her ability to connect with the women she depicted. And the NPR host told me I was coming for her job with such a thought-provoking question. That’s the kind of compliment that can feed a former gifted student for decades.

But anyways. The book.

With a touch of true crime and a whole lot of empathy and humor, April White’s exploration of the politics and personalities centered around divorce was a deeply compelling read. Divorce, up until very recently, was a big taboo in the Western World. In some communities, it’s still deeply stigmatized or forbidden. White focuses in on one specific period of American history when East Coast elites sought fast and simple divorces in the new state of South Dakota.

After having lived in this city for almost a decade, I had no idea we were once a bastion for wealthy women from the East seeking an easy divorce. For whatever reason, my history teachers in high school didn’t consider accessible divorce to be particularly revolutionary in comparison to, say, the Spanish-American War. But I can certainly trace its importance in women’s rights and welfare.

From the 1890s to late 1900s, women flocked to Sioux Falls, the state’s largest city sitting near the borders of Minnesota, Nebraska, and Iowa. While remote and devoid of the social entertainments offered in the east, Sioux Falls offered a particular attraction: divorce was remarkably easy to procure because one need only to establish residency, which took 90 days. Most other states required a year’s residency. South Dakota was also more lenient on what would allow a woman her freedom. In places such as New York, the only provision for divorce was infidelity, which could be difficult to prove. However, judges in South Dakota would recognize instances of cruelty, physical and emotional abuse, financial control, excessive drinking, and more.

But it wasn’t as simple as settling into a hotel for 3 months and waiting for your court date. For starters, these transplants had to deal with the wary community — South Dakotans weren’t thrilled to be known as the divorce capital of the country. Journalists would hound the most high-profile women. Attorneys would appear, aiming for prospective clients to make a quick buck. The high society ladies of Sioux Falls were reluctant to rub elbows with “immoral” divorce seekers. But because some judges were stringent on their belief that “residency” was more than renting a hotel room, so many women sought to integrate themselves into Sioux Falls. They attended teas, enjoyed nights out at the theater, bought homes, and attended church.

Speaking of church — another challenge to South Dakota’s divorce policies was the Catholic church, which had a large presence throughout the state (and still does). Bishop Hare, the leader of the diocese, held a lot of sway both locally and with upper class families out east. He campaigned against divorce until his dying day, writing letters to local politicians and papers, crafting sermons, and the like. At one point, he even managed to pull President Theodore Roosevelt into his campaign to push for the “sanctity of marriage.”

These women endured in comfort, however. The majority took up their residence in the Cataract Hotel, the five star accommodations within the city. Today’s ugly Wells Fargo was once an elegant retreat featuring elevator service, steam-heated rooms, fine dinings, and a manager who “looks after us all like a mother” according to one occupant. Despite its rich decor and high-tech features, the wealthy occupants would redecorate their suites for their stay, such as Baroness Margaret Astor De Stuer who ordered “new furniture, a bigger bathtub, and a piano” for her space.

April White gives us a picture of the rise and fall of the divorce colony in the story of four women, each with their own section of the book. The impetus for failed marriages range in reasons similar to what we still see today — financial abuse, control, infidelity, addiction. Some, such as Margaret Astor mentioned above, endured years of battle and painful custody issues. Others were able to get tidy deals and maintain good relationships with their former in-laws, like Floral Bigelow Dodge. Mary Nevins Blain had a whirlwind marriage to the son of a politician, and found herself pushed out by his disapproving mother. My personal favorite of the four is Blanche Molineux, who found herself hastening to South Dakota to enact divorce proceedings against her recently released husband, a convicted murderer who, besides the gym manager he definitely poisoned, probably also killed his rival for Blanche’s affection ahead of their marriage. Blanche ended up staying in South Dakota following her divorce and married her attorney.

These women are deeply relatable. White gives us snippets of their correspondence and journals. We witness their grief at losing custody of their children or ending a once-happy relationship. We get to read about the joy sparked by the beauty of a South Dakota spring, making new friends, or receiving support from loved ones on the East Coast. I found myself utterly struck by the emotions depicted when they were finally given their long-sought after freedom. Or the sorrow when they encountered yet another road block.

Historical nonfiction books that are able to tie present conflicts to those in the past really appeal to me. It’s disheartening to realize over a hundred years after the end of the Divorce Colony, women are still facing many of the struggles within the politics of marriage. Marriage in the West is largely established on mutual affection rather than strictly capital. But it still stuffers from the same conflicts. I have friends who have ended relationships over money problems, alcohol abuse, and infidelity. And while it’s definitely easier to obtain divorce nowadays (at least none of my friends have had to move states to get theirs filed), there’s still stigma. In some communities, there are continuing social consequences for divorcees.

But while reading this book, I found myself hoping the women White portrays would have found some level of satisfaction in the ways we have moved forward in terms of marriage and women’s rights. Margaret, Mary, Flora, and Blanche probably didn’t think of themselves as revolutionaries. If anything, they were likely overwhelmed by the fear and doubt that accompanies claiming independence in the face of broad opposition. But their courage in claiming their freedom ultimately helped push us forward.

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ETA: Apparently there’s a problem with the registration page (OH NO) and they’re working on it. HOWEVER: if you wish to register and you can’t, please drop a comment below and I’ll be in touch directly. 

Cool thing! Cool thing!

The Braille Institute has invited me to be on a panel with Mary Robinette Kowal (!!!) and Gabe Cole Novoa (!!!!!) to discuss romance fiction. This conversation is going to be so interesting.

On the right are headshots of Mary Robinette Kowal, Gabe Cole Novoa, and me CONVERSATIONS IN ROMANCE FICTION Thursday, August 7 10 AM to 11 AM PT Online via Microsoft Teams Research at York University shows that reading fiction allows us to hone skills such as conversation and empathy. Romance fiction, perhaps more than any other genre, is about characters talking. Join three talented writers as they share insights about conversations in romance fiction. Mary Robinette Kowal, author and audiobook narrator Gabe Cole Novoa, author Sarah Wendell, author Register to Attend bit.ly/44ppXks

Will my inner 10 year old be chill? Probably. But she’ll be internally spinning around until she falls down on the grass.

I am particularly excited to talk about how reading affects the brain and what that means for empathy and intimacy within the privacy of our imaginations. We’re also going to be discussing dialogue, literary remixes, and how romance centers the emotional well being of the protagonists. (Cannot. Wait.)

The Braille Institute is a nonprofit organization and the regional branch of the National Library Service of the Library of Congress, serving blind and visually impaired people with services, classes, and workshops since 1919.


Here are the details and registration info:

Date: Thursday, August 7, 2025

Time: 10am PT/1pm ET

Where: The World Wide Web! This is a virtual seminar via Microsoft Teams.

The seminar is free but you must register!
Visit https://bit.ly/44ppXks or call the Braille Institute at
1-800-808-2555.

If you have trouble registering: there’s a problem with the registration page (OH NO) and they’re working on it. HOWEVER: if you wish to register and you can’t, please drop a comment below and I’ll be in touch directly. 

I’m going to have to remember to speak words out loud because I’ll be so interested in what Mary Robinette and Gabe have to say.

I hope to see you then!

A Freebie, Historical Romance, & More

Jul. 29th, 2025 03:30 pm
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A Sorceress Comes to Call

A Sorceress Comes to Call by T. Kingfisher is $2.99! This came out around a year ago and has only dropped in price a couple times since it’s release. If you’ve read this one, what did you think?

A dark retelling of the Brothers Grimm’s Goose Girl, rife with secrets, murder, and forbidden magic

Cordelia knows her mother is unusual. Their house doesn’t have any doors between rooms, and her mother doesn’t allow Cordelia to have a single friend—unless you count Falada, her mother’s beautiful white horse. The only time Cordelia feels truly free is on her daily rides with him. But more than simple eccentricity sets her mother apart. Other mothers don’t force their daughters to be silent and motionless for hours, sometimes days, on end. Other mothers aren’t sorcerers.

After a suspicious death in their small town, Cordelia’s mother insists they leave in the middle of the night, riding away on Falada’s sturdy back, leaving behind all Cordelia has ever known. They arrive at the remote country manor of a wealthy older man, the Squire, and his unwed sister, Hester. Cordelia’s mother intends to lure the Squire into marriage, and Cordelia knows this can only be bad news for the bumbling gentleman and his kind, intelligent sister.

Hester sees the way Cordelia shrinks away from her mother, how the young girl sits eerily still at dinner every night. Hester knows that to save her brother from bewitchment and to rescue the terrified Cordelia, she will have to face down a wicked witch of the worst kind.

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Her Night with the Duke

Her Night with the Duke by Diana Quincy by $1.99 and a Kindle Daily Deal! This is the first in the Clandestine Affairs series. I remember seeing a lot of buzz for this one when it came out. Have you read this one?

Desire knows no reason…

When Lady Delilah Chambers finds herself stranded at a country inn on a rain-swept evening, she’s forced to fend off a group of ruffians with the help of a handsome gentleman. Irresistibly drawn to each other, Leela and the stranger spend one reckless night in each others’ arms—and then go their separate ways. But, the very next day, Leela receives the shock of her life when she meets the duke who is set on wedding her beloved stepdaughter.

When it finds two destined hearts…

One night isn’t enough with a woman as fierce, fiery, and brilliant as Leela. Elliot Townsend, Duke of Huntington, cannot believe his good fortune when their chance encounter leads to an unforgettable evening of passion. Yet Hunt’s luck runs out when he is introduced to his prospective mother-in-law. Dowagers aren’t supposed to look like this…

Leela and Hunt are determined to keep each other at arm’s length, which should be easy enough for two intelligent adults with reputations to uphold. The problem is, all logic is lost when it comes to a passion that refuses to be ignored.

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Order of Swans

Order of Swans by Jude Deveraux is $3.99! This came out in January and is book one in a contemporary fantasy duology. I’ve heard mixed things about this one, so I’d love to know what you thought if you picked this one up.

In this spellbinding, fantasy-rich novel, a woman is swept into a world where she has the power to alter fairy tales, and change a kingdom’s destiny…

To Kaley Arens, a PhD student and expert in folklore, fairy stories have always had a power and an allure beyond mere entertainment.

It’s only when Kaley accompanies her lifelong friend Jobi on a visit to his home that she realizes how much she still has to learn. Bellis isn’t the remote island that she believed it to be. It’s another world—a stunningly beautiful and seductive one, with its own royalty, its own rules, and inhabitants who breathe life into the tales she was taught were fiction.

Kaley’s presence is no simple holiday. She has a mysterious connection with Jobi and with Bellis, and abilities that may help determine this world’s fate. Tasked with locating a lost prince, Kaley and her companions—the enigmatic Tanek, a member of the Order of Swans, and Sojee, Kaley’s colossal bodyguard—journey through a land both thrilling and terrifying, where the uncanny and the familiar go hand in hand.

But in fairy tales, heroes and villains are easy to discern. Here, nothing is quite as it seems. And though Kaley is discovering that she can change the outcome of the fairy tales she knows so well, her own story is unfolding in ways impossible to predict, with a destiny she could never have foretold…

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The Work of Art

RECOMMENDED: The Work of Art by Mimi Matthews is FREE! The last time we featured The Work of Artmany of you commented positively about her work. TinaNoir said, “Work of Art was the first Mimi Matthews book I ever read and I loved it. Prompted me to check out her back list.”  Did you read this one?

An Uncommon Beauty…
Hidden away in rural Devonshire, Phyllida Satterthwaite has always been considered more odd than beautiful. But in London, her oddity has made her a sensation. Far worse, it’s caught the eye of the sinister Duke of Moreland — a notorious art collector obsessed with acquiring one-of-a-kind treasures. To escape the duke’s clutches, she’s going to need a little help.

An Unlikely Hero…
Captain Arthur Heywood’s days of heroism are long past. Grievously injured in the Peninsular War, he can no longer walk unaided, let alone shoot a pistol. What use can he possibly be to a damsel in distress? He has nothing left to offer except his good name.

Can a marriage of convenience save Philly from the vengeful duke? Or will life with Arthur put her — and her heart — in more danger than ever?

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The Big Idea: Mia Tsai

Jul. 29th, 2025 02:19 pm
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Memory is a funny thing. We all have them, and yet, even when we all have the general same set of memories, each of them is different from the memories of others. Author Mia Tsai has been thinking about memory a lot, and how they come to inform her novel, the very appropriately-named The Memory Hunters.

MIA TSAI:

“You can’t prove [historical event] didn’t happen. Were you there?”

What if we could say yeah, actually, I was? And then we could share the memory of being in that place and time with anyone we chose? What if there were people who could slip back into the genealogical record, pull memories from centuries past, and show definitively that something happened? And then, how would we deal with the fact that memories are not as reliable as we believe them to be, especially eyewitness accounts?

I’ve been fascinated with memory for decades. When it comes to music, I memorize repertoire quickly, and the few times I’ve had trouble with memorization have turned into crisis-inducing moments. I wondered what predisposed me and others like me to memorization and what made it difficult for others to know a piece by heart. Still, we work to memorize deeply in classical music, which means memorizing not just notes on the page, what the hands look like as they play, or what the music sounds like, but the theoretical analysis of the music and the feel of the piece in your body.

I took that fascination with me to college, where I jumped into psychology and cognitive neuroscience and learned how fallible human memory is. The brain is incredibly suggestive, and mistakes happen at every stage of the memorization process, from information gathering to memory retrieval (the infamous selective attention test, also called the invisible gorilla test, wasn’t created to test memory, but it serves as a good example of how someone can be an eyewitness yet not remember critical aspects of the situation).

So, with that knowledge as a foundation, I imagined how retrieving someone else’s memories would work. My own memories aren’t fully realized scenes from a movie; the same holds true for many people. How could someone truly understand someone else’s memories?

And if those memories could be understood, how would they be reframed and shaped as exhibits in a museum?

About ten years ago, I watched a video on Janet Stephens, the hairdresser-turned-archaeologist who now specializes in ancient Roman hairstyles. She’d interpreted the word acus not to mean a hairpin, as others thought, but a needle and thread, and it broke open her understanding of how the hairstyles were created.

In the future, with no real documentation on how to use our everyday items, like self-sticking wall hooks or decorative toothpicks (or 8-tracks, floppy disks, and manual transmissions) we might need our own Janet Stephens. How would anthropologists and archaeologists write about us in museums? This cast-iron hook I had, which was supposed to be drilled into a post and used to hang pots, an object I thought was simple enough that it could not be misconstrued as anything else—would it get misinterpreted two hundred years into the future? Would its placard in the museum read like this? OBJECT OF UNKNOWN FUNCTION, EARLY TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY. CAST IRON. Wouldn’t it make research easier if, say, an anthropologist with the ability to pull memories from DNA fragments could take specimens off said hook hundreds of years later, say yes, I was there, then write more accurately about it?

But it’s not enough to magically pull a memory and present it. Our lives are rooted in culture and context at increasingly micro levels thanks to social fragmentation, and so the people doing the memory work would also need to be well versed in the historical context of the memory. Much like how “acus” mystified archaeologists until a hairdresser came along with the right knowledge set, the memories gathered by my fantasy anthropologists would need someone to interpret them—perhaps someone living who would have a tangible, contextual connection to the memory, someone who might be looking for lost ancestral knowledge or needed a reference to how things used to be done.

None of that personal connection would have a place in a museum. Thus, I created the memory temple as well as a system of ancestor worship for the everyday things that have great personal impact but much less impact when weighed against the rest of public history. I took inspiration from Taiwanese ancestor worship as well as the practice of people going to the cemetery to speak to their loved ones. And The Memory Hunters continued to grow.

There wasn’t a part of society diving didn’t touch. In effect, the characters in the book would always be beside their ancestors except for those who had been sundered from family heirlooms or relatives. I turned that over for a bit, not really able to get my jaws around it, until one day I heard someone say she’d love to sit with her ancestors for five minutes. Suddenly, it crystallized for me so many of the book’s issues that had been hovering just out of reach. It put me back in first grade, living half a world away from the rest of my family, when we were tasked with bringing in a family tree (I could not).

The Memory Hunters takes place in a world where distance and lost knowledge can be overcome, and I think that’s the biggest speculative aspect of it.


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HaBO: First Bodice Ripper

Jul. 29th, 2025 02:00 pm
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This HaBO comes from Tina, who wants to find her first “bodice ripper”:

Somewhere around 2001, I read my first bodice ripper romance novel and I CAN NOT, for the life of me, figure out what it was.

What I remember:

Full cover art, big dress, boobs falling out, dress or background was baby blue, no waterfall or anything. She was on her back and the hero was kind of kneeling over her or cradling her.

Heroine lived in a brothel, but was a virgin.

The hero frequently visited the establishment and used sheep or goat condoms. I specifically remember that.

He was very wealthy and had a house staff. They end up married somehow and he deflowers her roughly, not believing her story and then profusely apologizes. I remember a whole bath scene.

There was a pregnancy and birth scene.

I know many are quite similar, but hopefully theres something in here that triggers someone’s memory.

I think she was a redhead. Definitely no plot line with an Indigenous character.

We just had a post on Old Skool covers, so I was inspired to run this one.

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We made it through July! (I almost said August, so you clearly can see where my mind is at right now.)

A quick little quartet of releases this week. I’ve noticed that historical romances have a habit of releasing during the last week of the month. You’ll be shocked to know that this list has three historical romances and one historical fiction.

What new releases are on your list week? Let us know in the comments!

Bad Luck Bride

Bad Luck Bride by Laura Lee Guhrke

Author: Laura Lee Guhrke
Released: July 29, 2025 by Forever
Genre: ,
Series: Scandal at the Savoy #3

In this dazzling Victorian romance from a New York Times bestselling author, one unlucky lady believes her fate is finally changing until the rake that broke her heart returns to town.

Third time’s a charm? For Lady Kay Matheson, it had better be. Her first engagement was a failed elopement; the second ruined by gossip about the first. Resigned to be a disgraced spinster, no one is more surprised than Kay when an American millionaire offers for her hand. Just when she’s convinced she will finally make it down the aisle, the scoundrel who broke her heart arrives with his own fiancée.

Devlin Sharpe has finally become a success. He has wealth, connections, and a lovely bride-to-be—and he won’t let an old flame derail all his hard work. But it turns out time has not dampened his grudge toward Kay—or the desire sparking between them. And one searing kiss threatens to ruin their wedding plans and their futures, and make Kay the bad-luck bride all over again.

The third book in the Scandal at the Savoy series.

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The Entirely True Story of the Fantastical Mesmerist Nora Grey

The Entirely True Story of the Fantastical Mesmerist Nora Grey by

Author:
Released: July 29, 2025 by Kensington Books
Genre: , ,

As spiritualism reaches its fevered pitch at the dawn of the 20th century, a Scottish girl crosses the veil to unlock a powerful connection within an infamous asylum in this thrillingly atmospheric, exquisitely evocative exploration of feminine rage and agency for readers of Sarah Penner, Alice Hoffman, and Hester Fox.

Leaving behind a quiet life of simple comforts, Nairna Liath traverses the Scottish countryside with her charlatan father, Tavish. From remote cottages to rural fairs, the duo scrapes by on paltry coins as Tavish orchestrates “encounters” with the departed, while Nairna interprets tarot cards for those willing to pay for what they wish to hear.

But beyond her father’s trickery, Nairna possesses a genuine gift for communicating with the spirit world, one that could get an impoverished country girl branded a witch. A talent inherited from her grandmother, Lottie Liath, widow of a Welsh coalminer, whose story of imprisonment and exploitation in a notorious asylum is calling out to Nairna from four decades past—a warning to break free from the manipulations, greed, and betrayals of others.

What do the cards hold for Nairna’s future?

Rescued from homelessness by a well-connected stranger, Nairna is whisked into a new life among Edinburgh’s elite Spiritualist circle, including visiting American star Dorothy Kellings. Researchers, doctors, psychics, and thrill-seekers clamor for the rising young medium. But after a séance with blood-chilling results, a shocking scandal ensues, and Nairna flees to a secluded community near Boston, where she assumes a new  Nora Grey.

But Nora can’t stay hidden when Dorothy Kellings offers her the chance to face all comers and silence skeptics at a spectacular séance at Boston’s Old South Meeting Hall, where Nora will come face to face at last with her spiritual guide: the courageous Lottie Liath, whose heart-wrenching story and profound messages are indelibly tied to Nora’s destiny.

This definitely seems like something the Bitchery may want on their radar.

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The Fortune Hunter’s Guide to Love

The Fortune Hunter’s Guide to Love by Emma-Claire Sunday

Author: Emma-Claire Sunday
Released: July 17, 2025 by Harlequin Historical
Genre: , ,

Will this cynical fortune hunter find her true match? Find out in this enchanting sapphic historical romance

How can Lady Sylvia save herself from financial ruin?

Step 1: Move to the seaside for the summer, where there will be no shortage of wealthy bachelors holidaying.

Step 2: Strike a deal with local farmer if Hannah can help Sylvia bag a rich husband, Sylvia will fund Hannah’s dream of opening a cheese shop.

Step 3: Charm her way into luncheons, parties and exclusives balls, but do not start to confuse friendship with romantic feelings for Hannah.

Step 4: Focus on her fortune hunting scheme and not let her heart get carried away by her unexpected and magical kiss with Hannah!

Tara: I’ve been very pleasantly surprised by Harlequin’s sapphic romances and I thoroughly enjoyed the last one by this author.

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Road Trip with a Rogue

Road Trip with a Rogue by Kate Bateman

Author: Kate Bateman
Released: July 29, 2025 by St. Martin's Paperbacks
Genre: ,
Series: Her Majesty's Rebels #3

Mistakenly holding up the coach of the man who broke her heart is bad enough, but having to endure his sinfully alluring company all the way to Scotland is Daisy Hamilton’s worst nightmare . . . and her most secret desire.

A midnight mishap.

Daisy Hamilton’s new mission for King & Co., London’s premier private investigation firm, is simple: stop heiress Violetta Brand from eloping. But her case is derailed when she mistakenly holds up the carriage of Lucien Vaughan, Duke of Cranford—cynical war hero, infamous libertine, and the very man who broke her heart five years ago.

A reluctant road trip.

Lucien’s determined to see his lovestruck nephew married to Miss Brand, but the unexpected appearance of Daisy— the one woman he’s never been able to forget—could ruin his plans. As they follow the runaway couple together, Lucien decides that delaying the headstrong Daisy by any means possible—including seduction—will be his absolute pleasure . . . and hers.

A dangerous desire.

After Daisy’s reputation is threatened, Lucien makes a scandalous claim, but when an unexpected enemy threatens her life, he realizes she’s the only woman for him. Their past encounters have made Daisy almost as jaded about love as Lucien himself, and it’s going to take action, not words, to convince this knife-wielding hellion to risk her heart on him again…

Amanda: A road trip with the libertine who broke her heart?! Hello!

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What I Got in Murano

Jul. 28th, 2025 07:08 pm
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When Krissy and I went to Venice, one of the trips we had scheduled was going to the nearby island of Murano and watching some of the artisans engage in their centuries-long tradition of glass-making. That in itself was quite interesting, and when it was done we were taken into the actual shops, just in case we wanted to buy, say, a $50,000 chandelier or an arty blown-glass head of Medusa going for $25,000. In fact we did not — the mere thought of owning something both that expensive and that fragile fills me with an almost holy terror — but as we wandered about both Krissy and I found (relatively) more modest-priced items we decided to take home as 30th anniversary gifts to each other. Krissy’s was a glass rum decanter, which she will get excellent use from. Mine is the item you see above.

What precisely is it? I mean, technically I think it qualifies as a bowl; you can put fruit in it, or possibly keys when you come home, or maybe those marbles you use to fill up clear vases in houses where you’re not actually supposed to touch things. But I confess I didn’t buy it to be functional; I bought it because it was pretty, and green (which is my favorite color) and because all the little square elements you can see have their reflective layer at different depths in the glass, giving the piece in real life an almost startling sense of texture. When we were wandering about the shop, I kept coming back to it, which meant this was the piece I wanted (it also happened this way several years ago when I bought a painting from an aboriginal artist while I was in Perth). For me, it’s art, not necessarily functional (Krissy’s is also art, it’s just art you can store rum in).

Again, it was not a $50K chandelier (which is what the one in the picture above was going for), but it also was easily the most I’ve been on a single piece of glasswork — I paid more when we had the windows in the house replaced a couple years back, but that was, like, all the windows. So I was naturally apprehensive about whether the thing would make it to the house in one piece. Fortunately, the folks we bought from have some experience with shipping glass, and work with a courier service here in the US that knows how to expedite object d’art coming from abroad. Both the bowl and decanter arrived without a scratch.

(And yes, we had to pay a tariff. I’m pretty sure we would have had to before the current administration as well, but the thing about the current administration is one can never quite tell what the tariff will be on any particular day, which is a really not great way to do things. As it turned out, we paid the tariff before this administration and the EU decided on a 15% general tariff on everything coming out of Europe, so we got a lower rate, but regardless, this is no way to run a trade relationship.)

If you go to Venice I do recommend a side trip to Murano to look at the glass and such, because it was fascinating, and also, I will warn you not to go if you’re not willing to end up spending more than you ever expected to in your life on glasswork. Is it worth it? In my case, yes; this piece is lovely and I think I will get years of enjoyment out of just simply looking at it. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to buy any more of it. One piece (plus a rum decanter) is enough, thank you.

— JS

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Have you ever wished you could just pay someone to scratch your back and play with your hair? Like a massage but lighter and softer? Well, it turns out you can, and I totally did it.

A little known fact about me is that I love ASMR. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response, and it basically means that when you hear or see certain things, you get a pleasant tingling sensation in the back of your brain that can even give you chills. If you’re not well versed in ASMR, you probably just think of it as that weird whispering thing people do into a microphone, or worse than that you associate it with unpleasant mouth or eating sounds.

Well, I’m happy to report not all ASMR is like that. Certainly not the kind I like, anyway. For me, I have always liked the ASMR videos of people pretending to do your makeup or skincare, where they dote on you and give you a pampering session and are a comforting presence. But I also like the ones where they actually use a real person and do things like scratch their back, tickle their arms, play with their hair, trace their face. It sounds like a strange thing to watch, but it’s really easy to imagine yourself as that person, and it’s weirdly relaxing.

And I’m certainly not alone in this, because if you look at the comments of these videos, you’ll see so many people saying things like, “I wish that were me,” “how do I get someone to do this to me,” “I wish I could just pay someone to do this for an hour.” It turns out a lot of people would love to have someone touch them nicely in a soft, comforting way! Who knew?

So, there I was, watching one of these videos on Tik Tok from Soft Touch ASMR, when I noticed that the caption of the video said that you could book an appointment with her. Someone was finally doing the thing everyone had been asking for for so long! Where in the world could this possibly be located?! California. Of course it’d be across the country from me. Tragic.

@soft.touch.asmr.spa

it’s your turn to be the girl in your fave ASMR vids – book in bio to feel the tingles IRL at Soft Touch ASMR Spa💕 (based in LA & poppin’ up all over!) #asmrmassage #asmrspa #softtouch #asmrtok #fyp #inpersonasmr #asmrtreatment #asmrrelax #asmrbackscratching #asmrtracing #asmrhairplay #asmr #asmrtingles #asmrsleep

♬ memories – leadwave

Then, I saw that she travels and does pop up events in other major cities. And she had one coming up in Chicago. Well, now there’s a drive I can do. Is it five hours? Yeah. Did I book an appointment anyways? Oh yeah.

Julie was so sweet and friendly, and I had an amazing experience with her. Before our session began, she asked me if there were any specific triggers I wanted her to focus on, and I mentioned I really wanted the back scratching with the claws I’ve seen in her videos:

@soft.touch.asmr.spa

Could you handle the IRL tingles? Book a Soft Touch ASMR Massage & feel it yourself 💖 (link in bio / softtouchasmr.com) Soft Touch is LA’s 1st & only ASMR Spa for gals, trans & non-binary pals ✨ #softtouch #asmrmassage #fyp #asmrtok #asmrspa #asmrirl #asmr #asmrbackscratching

♬ original sound – Soft Touch ASMR Spa

Julie gave me the most relaxing hour ever, with tons of light touches, tickly scratching all over my back, arms, and shoulders, combing my hair softly, I was seriously in heaven. I had to try really hard not to completely fall asleep and miss everything.

It was such a calming escape, I started to wish I had booked the 90 minute experience instead of the 50 minute. I really thought that by the end, I would be totally touched-out and that it maybe wouldn’t even feel good anymore, but I was completely wrong and I was dreading it being over. I also determined I needed this treatment like, every single day from here on out. It really was so nice.

So, even though it was definitely a splurge and a five hour drive away, I am so glad I went and had such a unique, relaxing, awesome experience. It was only after I went all the way to Chicago that I learned she was doing a pop-up in Indianapolis and Columbus later that week, but I wasn’t that upset about it since I love Chicago anyways and had a fun time visiting there regardless.

Would you enjoy this kind of experience? Do you like ASMR videos? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!

-AMS

Paranormal Romance, Mia Sosa, & More

Jul. 28th, 2025 03:30 pm
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Act Like It

RECOMMENDED: Act Like It by Lucy Parker is $1.99! If you haven’t read this yet, it was one of Sarah’s favorite reads in the past several years. She says, “I mean, I could squee at you some MORE beyond my review but I think you’ve heard me already. I loved this book. You should read it. It’s delightful.”

This just in: romance takes center stage as West End theatre’s Richard Troy steps out with none other than castmate Elaine Graham

Richard Troy used to be the hottest actor in London, but the only thing firing up lately is his temper. We all love to love a bad boy, but Richard’s antics have made him Enemy Number One, breaking the hearts of fans across the city.

Have the tides turned? Has English rose Lainie Graham made him into a new man?

Sources say the mismatched pair has been spotted at multiple events, arm in arm and hip to hip. From fits of jealousy to longing looks and heated whispers, onlookers are stunned by this blooming romance.

Could the rumors be right? Could this unlikely romance be the real thing? Or are these gifted stage actors playing us all?

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The Worst Best Man

The Worst Best Man by Mia Sosa is $1.99! This was recommended by Aarya in our Ready, Set, Go: Funny Romances post. Have you read this one?

Critically acclaimed author Mia Sosa delivers a sassy, steamy enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy about a wedding planner whose new job opportunity forces her to work side-by-side with the best man who ruined her own nuptials: her ex-fiancé’s infuriating, irritating, annoyingly handsome brother. Perfect for fans of Jasmine Guillory, Helen Hoang, and Sally Thorne!

A wedding planner left at the altar. Yeah, the irony isn’t lost on Carolina Santos, either. But despite that embarrassing blip from her past, Lina’s managed to make other people’s dreams come true as a top-tier wedding coordinator in DC. After impressing an influential guest, she’s offered an opportunity that could change her life. There’s just one hitch… she has to collaborate with the best (make that worst) man from her own failed nuptials.

Tired of living in his older brother’s shadow, marketing expert Max Hartley is determined to make his mark with a coveted hotel client looking to expand its brand. Then he learns he’ll be working with his brother’s whip-smart, stunning—absolutely off-limits—ex-fiancée. And she loathes him.

If they can survive the next few weeks and nail their presentation without killing each other, they’ll both come out ahead. Except Max has been public enemy number one ever since he encouraged his brother to jilt the bride, and Lina’s ready to dish out a little payback of her own.

But even the best laid plans can go awry, and soon Lina and Max discover animosity may not be the only emotion creating sparks between them. Still, this star-crossed couple can never be more than temporary playmates because Lina isn’t interested in falling in love and Max refuses to play runner-up to his brother ever again…

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Beautiful Villain

Beautiful Villain by Rebecca Kenney is $1.99! This is a Great Gatsby retelling but with vampires. Do with that what you will. It also skews more New Adult it seems.

Seven years ago, I lost him for good. Now he’s back, but is he still the Jay Gatsby I used to know…or is he something more? Something…darker.

Daisy Finnegan is looking forward to the endless golden freedom of summer. She doesn’t want to think about life after college, or the newly awakened power of her voice, which has a way of making people do frightening things. But when her cousin goes missing at an exclusive house party, Daisy confronts the mysterious host…only to discover the wealthy recluse is Jay Gatsby, her childhood sweetheart―now sinfully hot and impossible to deny.

It isn’t long before Daisy becomes entangled in a web of dizzying wealth and lies and obsession darker than she could have dreamed―culminating in a shocking act of violence that shatters the summer haze and threatens to drown them all.

But it isn’t until Gatsby is shot through the heart―and survives―that Daisy discovers the truth of how Gatsby clawed his way up in the world by selling the secret of immortality to the highest bidder. Now with her friends’ lives at stake, her own untested power still volatile, and an unimaginable threat closing in, Daisy will have to face an impossible choice: side with the man who claimed her body and soul…or with the monsters who would see him lost to her forever.

An addictive and truly original spicy New Adult retelling of The Great Gatsby with a magical twist.

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The Griffin’s Mate

The Griffin’s Mate by Zoe Chant is $1.99 at Amazon! This is a small town, paranormal romance and is the first in a series. It has a new cover, so be sure to check if you don’t already own this one.

A curvy businesswoman who’s new in town + a lonely griffin shifter searching for someone to share his nest + a small town with a big secret = a hot and heartwarming story of love and family.

Lainie Eaves never wanted to return to Hideaway Cove, the small town where her own family rejected her years ago. When she inherits the family estate, she decides to sell the crumbling old mansion and leave her painful history where it belongs: in the past. Then she meets Harrison, and her world turns upside down.

Lonely griffin shifter Harrison Galway thought he’d found paradise when he moved to Hideaway Cove, where shifters can live without having to hide their true natures. But when his mate Lainie walks into his life, he discovers that paradise comes at a price too high to pay.

Fifteen years ago, Lainie’s grandparents made a choice that tore her family apart forever, but Lainie never knew the reason: that she wasn’t born a shifter. Now she’s finally found someone who might fill that hole in her heart—at the cost of everything else he holds dear. Hideaway Cove is a sanctuary for shifters, and that means no humans allowed.

Can Lainie let go of her painful memories, and make a fresh start? Or will Harrison be forced to leave the only place where he’s ever been welcome to live with the woman he loves?

The Griffin’s Mate is a sweet, sexy standalone griffin shifter paranormal romance. No cliffhangers!

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Cover Snark: Armpit Show and Tell

Jul. 28th, 2025 07:00 am
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Welcome back to Cover Snark!

The Light Within Me by Carly Fall. A shirtless, headless man in floating in space with an exploding planet behind him. One arm is raised and his chin is tilted toward his armpit.

From Jen: Does his raised arm look too big in proportion or is it just me? And what is going on between his pecs? Is that an arrow intention? I just don’t understand some of those ridges.

Sarah: His obliques are smiling at me. No thank you.

Elyse: That is some fucked up forced perspective

Sarah: MY ARMPIT LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

Shana: Are we sure his arm isn’t glued on to his body?

Operation Protected Angel by Margaret Kay. A man in camo pants is facing away. His back is tattooed and well-oiled. He has a rifle resting over his shoulder. He's doing a booty tooch pose.

From Elizabeth: Rather than a “protected angel,” his butt has a bullseye (and it looks like he is really sticking it out). Just weird and random.

Sarah: Does he think “pop” refers to his backside, and “lock” refers to his giant giant weapon? Is that a responsible way to carry a firearm?

And why is he so SHINY

Amanda: has the trigger been photoshopped out?

Sarah: Wait, HAS IT???

Amanda: I zoomed in and saw nothing there

I wonder if he wasn’t practicing trigger safety since his finger looks bent and they just removed the trigger entirely

Sarah: You don’t want a protected angel with a malfunctioning trigger finger.

Amanda: He’s also doing the classic America’s Next Top Model booty tooch.

Hanover Square Spare by Annabelle Anders. A man sits on a blue couch. A headless woman sits on the pack of the couch in a matching blue dress. Her white-stockinged less are crossed and over the man's shoulder. Her shoes are mustard yellow loafers with a bow.

From Pam: I’ve only ever seen a man carry a woman like this during a dance or skating routine and only momentarily. I don’t think they had ice dancing in the Regency. . . or mini skirts and Rothys. At any rate, he appears pretty smug about his prowess. Also, is that a window into another.

Sarah: Not only are the white tights giving me a good chortle, but why are they both so very, very Filter-smooth?

Amanda: The comfort of Rothy’s transcends time and space.

Shana: I wish we could see her expression because I bet it said, “Put. Me. Down.”

Sarah: It sort of looks like they’re on a couch, but there’s not enough back to that settee for her derriere.

Every day I write about romance, I type more and more incredible sentences.

The Roomie Rulebook by Crystal Kaswell. An illustrated cover. The background is bright yellow. A blonde woman has sunglasses on her head and is wearing shorts, a black tanktop, converse, and has a red backpack. The man has on a white tee, jeans, and white shoes. His arms are covered in tattoos. Both have no facial features. The title text is loopy and hard to read.

Also from Pam: The Zoomie Vilebook: wherein two faceless beige people stare past each other into the mustard colored distance.

Sarah: What the fuck does that say.

Can I say again how much I hate this style of font. I can’t read it and it makes no sense to me visually.

Kiki: I am very distracted by the W in the author’s name that is very clearly an M.

Two back-to-school Macy’s mannequins

Sarah: The facelessness is so unsettling.

Maya: Also, two spiderwebs?? Two??? On the same arm??

Why does she need sunglasses if she has no eyes?

Sarah: …why does she need sunglasses if she has no eyes?

Also: all those detailed tattoos and even shoelaces ON TOP OF HIS PANTS?!

It’s fixed on the digital cover but paperback covers have the weird shoelaces.

But they can’t have any facial features?

Claudia: the zoomie zulebook!

Finally a book that explains the reasons for cat zoomies, using mannequins as posts.

Sarah: In the interest of science! I surveyed the whole family. Top guess was “Voomy Vulebook”

 

Movie Review: Superman (2025)

Jul. 27th, 2025 10:00 am
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I was really excited going in to see Superman, wanting it to be a technicolor, hopeful answer to superhero movies, one that would be more uplifting than recent fare. While the movie tries to do that, it’s also kind of a mess and unfortunately the best scenes have been shown already as clips in the trailer. I would recommend renting Superman when it comes to streaming services, but save your money when it comes to theater viewing.

One thing that the movie does well is casting. David Corenswet makes an excellent Superman (we rarely see him as Clark Kent), Rachel Brosnahan is perfect as Lois Lane, and Nicholas Holt chews up the scenery as Lex Luthor. 

When the movie opens Superman has been in the public eye for three years, acting as Metropolis’ number one firefighter. He doesn’t fight crime so much as save people (and animals) from a variety of threats. He vows never to kill unless it’s absolutely unavoidable. 

Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane in a purple vneck blouse and black pants standing in front of some massive concrete rubble with Superman, in costume, smiling at her

Superman isn’t the only metahuman in the world. There are other superly-abled people including the Justice Gang, made up of Mr. Terrific, the Green Lantern and Hawkgirl. What distinguishes him is that he’s the only alien on Earth, which can make him a little scary. He’s invincible and here to do what? 

The first part of the film shows the world, even Lois, struggling with this. Is this guy for real? Is anyone actually this nice? He doesn’t even use swear words. No one can be that wholesome, right?

Which is what Lex Luthor is trying to prove. Luthor is obsessed with Superman, almost to the point where you wonder, is this a sexual thing? Many fanfics will follow this movie, I’m sure. Holt does a stellar job of making Luthor fixated on Superman (to the point of a vein bulging in his forehead) without it becoming comical. He’s deeply disturbing. 

Luthor wants the world to hate Superman as much as he does (allegedly, I kept whispering ‘just kiss’ in the theatre) so he plots a smear campaign against our hero while simultaneously debuting some metahumans who work for him (The Engineer and Ultraman) who can fill Superman’s red boots.

The beginning half of the movie asks viewers, are we so cynical that we can’t believe someone this wholly decent exists? And it’s a good question.

Unfortunately the second half of the film devolves into a CGI chaos and the question is never answered to satisfaction. 

The second half of the movie reminded me a lot of Guardians of the Galaxy which Gunn also directed. There’s a lot of brightly colored, explosive action happening along with some wise-cracking, but it’s pulling the viewer away from where the movie could really shine, substituting big, epic battles for character development. Corenswet, Holt and especially Brosnahan are so good that they’re wasted on chores like 

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surviving interdimensional wormholes or battling giant kaiju. 

In the beginning of the movie Lois questions Superman about his involvement in international conflicts. Who does he represent? Can someone who is invulnerable and as powerful as he is intervene in a budding war and remain neutral? It’s this great, tense scene and then we just kind of forget about it.

Then that gray area goes away and…

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… later the bad guys invade the good guys and it’s all dumbed down to the Green Lantern knocking over tanks with giant hands flipping the bird. 

Aside from Lois, the rest of The Daily Planet staff are reduced to caricatures. Perry White makes pronouncements while puffing a cigar, the sports reporter is a jock-bully, Cat Grant is mostly cleavage and a terrible wig, and for unknown reasons every single woman has the hots for Jimmy Olsen (to the extent that it’s used as plot device). Superman is saving the world and those zany reporters are flying around in Mr. Terrific’s…flying thing. It’s not great.

The fact is the three principal actors have the chops to make a really compelling superhero film that asks questions about heroism and inherent decency and if such things are possible in a cynical and divided world, and all of that development and tension was squandered for gags and big fight scenes. It was such a bummer.

Honestly, the best part of this movie is Krypto the super dog. Krypto is not a Good Boy. He’s not even trying. He’s what happens when you give a terrier superpowers and he’s hilarious and wonderful, but not enough to save the film.

I’m hopeful there’s a sequel to this film and that Gunn gets it right, because there is so much potential with the actors playing these characters. In the meantime though, save your popcorn money.

 

SBTB Bestsellers: July 12 – July 25

Jul. 27th, 2025 08:00 am
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The latest bestseller list is brought to you by cheese, a crisp diet sodie, and our affiliate sales data.

  1. The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  2. Viscount in Love by Eloisa James Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  3. Wooing the Witch Queen by Stephanie Burgis Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  4. Voyage of the Damned by Frances White Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  5. Pomona Afton Can So Solve a Murder by Bellamy Rose Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  6. At First Spite by Olivia Dade Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  7. Book People by Jackie Ashenden Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  8. Hate Mail by Donna Marchetti Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  9. The Queer Principles of Kit Webb by Cat Sebastian Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  10. Maid for Each Other by Lynn Painter Amazon | B&N | Kobo

I hope your weekend reading was tasty!

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